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Wicker Pants

by Billy Webster

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1.
If you don’t like the boys in the band, well Save yourself and run away, run away Lay it down to the Lord of the Land When the drugs don’t work Save it all for another day You believe in the quick and the dead, like I believe in Ernest or Hemingway, but When it comes to the drugs and the dregs If your love don’t work Take it all, take it anyway Love is Mind; love is free, freedom mined, free to be Love is blind, love is free
2.
Rotten Apple 04:02
Put the wrong shape in the right Inside your copra line of sight My opinion may not seem like much But it’s my only fight about it with your beauty And am I pretty anyway? Sit the bedroom down within Smells like frustration, tastes like tin The window shutters, smoking cigarettes To fill the ashtray in I laid the groundwork for the evil version of myself today The only place I’ve never been is everywhere ‘Cause my one and one-four is good for one fare And since nothing is fair I get off at Lafayette and Broadway And give my change away The rotten apple wormed me out today Turn the light on, stop the movie Everybody’s acting like a bunch of fucking cappuccinos Foaming at the top and they grow bitter in three minutes I refuse to drink them anymore The only thing I’ve never felt is everything And my guitar has nothing to do with the scope of my sex I simply play it ‘cause I have to, it’s all that I can do And I don’t even know if it’s in tune Dancing on the edge, and angel came to me Took me to the ledge, took me by my feet An angel dressed in black, and as her tongue rolled back Her body sang to me “Hey dig life, dig what you got it may not seem like much, it may not seem a lot dig how precious every second is” But all that I could do… Was scream and scream about the love I’d never felt All the love I know, I’ll never feel it, never feel it I know I’ll never really love
3.
Give me your hand And count on its becoming dirty Let me imagine you lost for awhile Vivisect your intentions with style Watch how you grow The casing will fall into vapor And every chalice will fall like a bird Who is dying in vain to be heard And Mary, queen of the universe Takes the battered, makes them worse Because we really liked the boys in the band People said we were queer And maybe it’s true Give me your thought And doubt that it will become wasted At last liberation has given me peace And I drink to your pending release ‘Cause Mary, queen of the universe Takes your sad songs, makes them worse Because I really liked the boys in the band People said I was queer But baby it’s you
4.
Not about to jump to conclusions Suffer under my old delusions Not about to jump five stories Into your flame I was born to leave Matamoras Where I sang with Earl in the chorus When I went to Milford I heard MILF in the name And you pull me under ‘Til I’m over the world And you look like thunder But you throw like a girl Girls, girls, girls Boys and Wellesley girls And Harvard girls And Princeton girls And New York girls And your godless heathens And your Jesus girls There’s a million reasons To throw the pigs your pearls Brother you should take a vacation Or you’ll find another occasion To adjust your senses To the sound of your shame And you pull me over Like I’m Helen of Troy And you’re a four leaf clover But you cry like a boy Boys, boys, boys Girls and Harlem boys And Chelsea boys And LA boys And Brooklyn boys And your bodhisattvas And your Buddhist queens There’s a million reasons To live your life in dreams
5.
Once…within a dream Under a hill…beside a stream On dry land I lay my body And my broken soul before the Lord I made it to the other shore From the belly From New York to Delhi I was born before my time Before the din of evil I was not allowed To make my only mother proud Born before my time Before the din of evil I was not allowed To make my only mother proud From the belly From New York to Delhi
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about

I love to rock out. Always have. Always will. “It’s All About Me” (2009) had a lot of quiet moments, and with “Wicker Pants” I just wanted to sing weird lyrics about important topics, scream a little, sing loud, make you laugh, kick mean people in the balls, and express the joy and pain we all live with and are made beautiful by.

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released November 22, 2011

Billy Webster: Vocals, Guitar (track five), Carl Basler: Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, Jesse Maynard: Drums. Billy Webster wrote the songs. Carl Basler & Jesse Maynard wrote their parts. Produced by Billy Webster & Carl Basler. Mixed by Billy Webster (with invaluable guidance by Christian Konopka). Mastered by Brandon Flatley. Drums engineered by Stephen Greenberg. © Shampoo Girl Music, ASCAP, 2011

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you are creative. you are real. you smile. you are balanced. you do not think this race is worth it. you take vacation. you are spiritual. you are not a robot. you put people before deadlines and rules. you are not a conformist. you have a soul. you read the book you want to read. you know how much you do not know. you have been made to feel so small when you are so f***** HUGE. ... more

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